Darnel's spitballs
Darnel… Darnel was the kid who sat behind me one year in school. He was the boy that always managed to find himself in trouble. Darnel’s favorite thing was spitballs. And I knew when it was coming. I could hear him shuffling around behind me and my blood pressure would go up immediately. He would cough as he tore up pieces of paper. Then I could hear him chewing on it in his mouth. I was just waiting for the deep breath that meant “Duck down NOW or its going to end up in your hair!” In that millisecond where...
